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clientsfromhell:

A client was upset that the animated .gifs from his site weren’t animated when printed out. I tried to explain that it simply wasn’t possible.

Client: Why are you lying to me? I know it’s possible - have you not seen the moving posters and pictures in Harry Potter!?

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can I get you to combine these two slides into one?

Me: Sure, it’s done. Check your mail.

Client: That’s not what I asked for! Why did you do it that way?

Me: There were two slides, now there’s one. What’s the problem?

Client: I wanted you to merge the content!

Me: Then why didn’t you say that? I can’t read your mind.

Client: Why not?

Me: Did you just ask me why I can’t read your mind?

Client: YES!

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

phoenixings:

what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body

pholotinshep:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

ectobling:

ectobling:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you know what??? ? yo u know what. you win. this post has beaten me. congratulations. you can no longer use this post to harm me anymore

get this to one million notes and ill dress as a flapper and flim myself reading every. single. response on this post that mentions the holocaust or racism

the-bloggers-daughter:

purrfect-catastrophe:

the-bloggers-daughter:

the-bloggers-daughter:

I found some glasses

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im a wizard

no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.

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timcanpythe14th:

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

pringles

timcanpythe14th:

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

pringles

homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

convertiblemysterymachine:

Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was? 

Because

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Much

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More

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Credit

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chocolate-and-snowflakes:

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

chocolate-and-snowflakes:

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe